- you have a stuffy nose so you decide to bulb your own nose to un-stuff it
- you put your kids to bed and get excited because the house is silent, then you are so tired that you fall asleep on the couch while watching Netflix
- you find Cheerios everywhere in your house
- you find yourself singing the songs from toys because you have heard them so often and they get stuck in your head
- if you can smell the difference between the children's poop
- if you can catch your child's sneeze before he sneezes on everything
- if you get up in the middle of the night just because you hear crying
- you own a minivan just because you need the space
- you flock to other moms for social interactions and play dates
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